Heard at the Office: 2/23/2012

Me:   "How may I direct your call?"
Mrs. Moon:   "Mr. Moon, please."
Me:   "He's on his line, would you like his voicemail?"
Mrs. Moon:   "No, I need to know if he wants me to feed the horses!"

Heard at the Office: 2/10/2012

Receptionist: "How may I direct your call?"
Caller: "Hi I'd like to speak with Poopah please."
Caller: "Hi can you transfer me to Pahpah?"
Caller: "Peepee please."
Caller: "I'd like to speak with Pahpay."
Caller: "I need to speak to someone about my account, I think her name is Pippie"
Caller: "Paypee please."
Caller: "Pahpee."
Caller: "Pepe please."

Heard at the Office 2/10/12:

The scene: MJ is waiting for the bathroom which is currently marked "occupied".
"Hello MJ!" Steve exclaims as he walks out of the bathroom.
"Hi there," MJ replies as she makes her first steps toward the bathroom door.
"Oh! Let me just check something..." Steve muffles as he steps back into the bathroom.
...
This happens on several other occasions. What is he forgetting? Doesn't one usually 'check' things to make sure everything is in "order" before leaving the restroom to begin with?

Inquiring minds want to know...

Heard at the Office: 2/9/2012

"I have a question about the "Reptile and Amphibian Study" merit badge.  Does that also include hermit crabs?..."
-lady on the phone

Heard at the Office: 2/6/2012

"I'm only two degrees of separation away from Prince Charles!"
-Gerald