Heard at The Office: 8/24/12

Me talking to Tori - What did you bring for the party?
Tori - I made these brownie like things.  They're supposed to be made with peanut butter but I used almond butter.
Me - May I have one?  They're very good.
Tori - I haven't really had one either (takes a bite).  Well, they don't taste like peanut butter! 
(To myself, if you didn't use peanut butter why are you surprised they don't taste like peanut butter?)

Tori - Today is  my son's bithday!
Me (trying to act interested) - Oh, how old is he?
Tori - I dont know!  Isn't that funny?
Me - You don't know how old he is?  Well, what year was he born?
Tori - I don't know!  Isn't that funny?  I don't know how old any of my kids are!  Hee, hee, hee.  Isn't that funny?  Hee, hee, hee.

Heard at the Office: 8/24/12

Me: *sneeze*
Me: "Excuse me."
Tori: "Sushi!!!?!!!?!!!" Hu Hu Haaah! "Did you just say sushi?" Hu Hu Haah!
Me: "No."
Tori: "It sounded like you said Sushi!"Huh Huh Haaah!
Me: "Hmm. It was excuse me."
Tori: Hu Hu Haah! Hu Hu Haah! "Sushi!" Hu Hu Haah!
Me: ..................................
Tori: "Normally I'd say gesundheit, but today I'll say something Japanese..." Hu Hu Haah!
Tori: "Hah, konnichiwa!"
Me: ..................................
Tori: Hu!
Tori: Hu!
Tori: Hah!
Tori: Haaah!
Tori: Hu!
Me: ..................................

5 minutes later:
Tori: Hu Hu Haah! Hu Hu Haah! "Sushi!" Hu Hu Haah!
Me: ..................................