Heard at the Office: 12/15/2011

It was called the "Peace Light"- a burning flame that was taken from a special site in Bethlehem and brought through great lengths to North America.  The light traveled- uninterrupted and ever burning- across the country, making stops and drawing crowds who were in awe of its history.  It was cared for on the road by a lonely man who made sure the flame burned endlessly.  The Peace Light had burned continuously from Bethlehem to its stop at The Office, where within a day of its arrival it had been dropped and extinguished by, of course, Maurice.

Heard at the Office: 12/15/2011

Jules: "Would you hit me in the back?"
Me: "Uh, you want me to what?"
Jules: "Quickly! Please just hit me in the back right here!"
Me: Making a tiny fist... I gently touch the spot she is pointing at.
Jules: "No, you need to do it a lot harder than that!"
Me: So I hit her again, a bit harder. "Uh, I feel really wierd doing this."
Jules: "Harder, don't hold back, just hit me really hard over and over."

Heard at the Office: 12/15/2011

"My vorpal blade went snicker-snack!" (Tori opening the mail... every. dang. time.)

Heard at the Office: 12/15/2011

"Ya know by now I'm not even phased by Rich carrying a sword."