Heard at the Office: 3/21/2012

Geraldine:   "Is Fred in his office?"
Me:   "Yeah, he should be down there right now."
Geraldine:   "Okay, I'll go down."

two minutes later...

Geraldine:   "He wasn't down there."
Me:   "Oh..."
Geraldine (with a hint of irritation):   "You made me walk downstairs for nothing."
Me:   "Oh no!  I made you exercise!"

Heard at the Office: 3/19/2012

Me:  "I have a call for you, Captain."
Captain:  "Can I have it in the usual location?"
Me:  "That's what she said."

Heard at the Office: 3/16/12

Torisms:

Little Richard: "This guy is going to come pick these thing up."
Tori: "Tori knows him."
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Mr. Ed: "I'll be back in an hour, I'm going to lunch."
Tori: "Sounds healthy."
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Little Richard: "Oh you've met him?"
Tori: "Oh yes, Tori met him this morning while doing the phones."
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Little Richard: "Can we do this?"
Tori: "Yes, Tori knows how to do it."
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Little Richard: "If you could request that from him that would be good."
Tori: "Yes, Tori can get it!"
Little Richard: "Oh that's wonderful. Thank you Tori!"
Tori: "T for Terrific!"

Heard at the Office: 3/7/2012

Doug:   "Are those mannequins still up in the lobby?"
Me:   "What?!?!?"
Doug:   "There's a bag of mannequins by the door that someone is supposed to pick up."
Me:   "You're telling me this big, gray bag up here is filled with body parts?"
Doug:   "Yep, torsos..."
Me:   "That's disturbing..."
Doug:   "A guy named Irish something is gonna pick it up."
Me:   "That sounds suspicious..."