Me: "MS is sick and going to the doctor so she will not be in today."
Tori: "Must be that Disneyland! You know I was thinking that it's probably fairy mating season so there's a lot of extra pixie dust in the air and MS must be allergic to it! Woop Ha ha!"
Me thinking to myself: "What the heck? Who thinks up something like that!?"
Later that day:
Me: "MS called and she has bronchitis, but she will be in in the morning."
Tori: "Oh whooop! Well I hope she didn't get sick till after her trip with all that pixie dust in the air!"
Me (internally): "......You've got to be kidding me...."
The next day:
MS: *cough*
Tori: Wup! It sounds like someone got too much pixie dust in Disneyland! Huh Huh haaa!"
MS: *cough* *cough*
Tori: "Wup! There's that pixie dust again! Huh haaah ha!"
MS: *cough* *cough* *cough*
Tori: "Wup! There's that pixie dust! Huh haaah ha!"
MS: *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough*
Tori: "Woop! There's that pixie dust again! Huh haaah ha!"
Me (thinking to myself): "She has freaking bronchitis you idiot! So she's coughing a lot. If you say pixie dust one more time I am going to punch you in the throat!"
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